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I cut my own grass.
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You dressed up for my first husband.
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Let me guess, Casual Friday the 13th?
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Well, if it isn't the Gym Reaper.
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I’m thinking maybe Amber can’t go out tonight.
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I'm just glad to see a millennial with a job
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I knew millennials would be the death of me.
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Is this what I get for dying on a Friday?
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Oh, good. It’s your day off.
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I see fashion’s dead, too.
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So much for death with dignity.
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So, how’s the internship going?
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Is your dad on holiday?
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That hoodie makes you look threatening.
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